I had to see what this whole Jersey Shore thing was all about so I’m watching it for the first time right now, its pretty great, just the one liners:
“So we’re going to have sex with these girls right now, and um thats the situation” - the situation
“So we got these girls in bed, and then there like, um we have to leave, and then I was like chill out freckles migee”
and then Ronnie tells Sammi that he likes her, and then they go home immediately and have sex, I was like WTF.
then the guys go to the tanning place and the gym
“If your not hittin’ the gym for like an hour every day, then you’ve got a problem because I’m hittin the gym for like an hour and a half every day” - the situation
now I’ve heard about the fist pumping, but until you actually see it, lol
” and then we beat the ground with the beat as the beat builds, you know, with the beat of the song, its like we’re beatin’ back at the beat u know what I’m sayin?”
” It should be strictly business, jacuzzi, bedroom, boom, we’re done”
